Woman on the verge of a nervous breakdown

Lady Gaga’s music and her freaky self are inseparable. When one listens to her music and her lyrics properly and compares them to their creator, there isn’t much comparison. Recently Lady Gaga shocked all with a performance of Paparazzi at the MTV Video Music Awards, which ended with her hanging from a rope and covered in blood. To average Joe, who has not listened to the lyrics, seen the video, or heard Lady Gaga talk about the meaning of this song this just seems a little mad; possibly a contrived publicity stunt.

But when one is aware of the background it all makes sense. In the video Gaga is in a lavish mansion making out with her boyfriend. He takes her outside on the balcony and tells her to look at the camera. Gaga ends up on the ground and a newspaper headline appears “Lady Gaga hits rock bottom”. Message so far is nothing new; paparazzi tend to make stars lives hell. But within these seven minutes and 53 seconds we see Gaga poison her boyfriend, call 911 and very calmly say “I killed my boyfriend”.

Lady Gaga describes everything from her performances to her crazy dress sense as an art form. A fact many people are not aware of is that she is highly classically and theatrically trained, and so describes her extravagant and theatrical performances as “herself”.

A recent Style List article about Lady Gaga wearing a mask for a press conference begged the question “Has she gone too far?”…. Gaga’s response: “it’s not just a mask, it’s a contemporary art piece.” Something that lines up with her name for her style; “fashion forward’. It seems the things most celebrities do simply for fun, for attention and for various other reasons, Lady Gaga does because she sees it as an expression of herself. She has even admitted to doing drugs because it was what inspired the creativity of so many before her: “As an artist, I’m fascinated with the nostalgia and what it meant in the 70s and how artists went on creative journeys using narcotics. That’s why I did it. ”

I think her freakiness can be a great thing and if she keeps going this way- sticking to her theatrical and classical roots and putting across interesting messages through her music- it could earn her more fans, not to mention credit in the music industry. Purely her name makes many of these points, taken from the Queen song “Radio Gaga” which is pretty much a slam against the kind of music on the radio: “I think music is lazy, and I want to make something important. Not all music is lazy but right now, it’s pretty lazy. Not lousy - lazy.”

Of course artistic expression may not be the final aim of Lady Gaga’s mediocre attempt at creating brand. There are rumblings on the internet, the sixth most reliable source of information after Old Moore’s Almanac, that Lady Gaga is actually a force not for good but for facistic evil. All of those weird costumes she uses and their weird angular properties are actual illuminati references. While she hypnotises us with her dead eyes, vague grasps at intergrity and boarderline gynecological preformances she is planting neo-facistic messages of subservance into the heads of our sacred and beautiful large-eyed children. This even goes all the way to the top folks, with the supposedly innocent tune Paparazzi actually a praise worthy mention of Papa Ratzi, the current Pope (alleged by some to be leader of the illuminati). Whether this is true or not, it totally is by the way, the message here is clear Gaga is on a mind control rampage. Let not her inability to wear trousers distract you kids, no one is safe.